POESIE FÜR NEANDERTALER: NSFW-Edition - DE

Product.Nr.: EXKD0035

Manufacturer: Exploding Kittens

EUR 24,50
incl. 20 % VAT

  • Lagernd
  • Delivery Deadline: 1-3 Workdays


product description

In der „Not Safe for Work“-Edition des Partyspiels Poesie für Neandertaler werden die Spieler zu notgeilen Neandertalern, die dreckige Verse rezitieren möchten, doch das gestaltet sich schwierig: Neandertaler kennen keine Wörter, die mehr als eine versaute Silbe haben!

Der Wort-Spaß für Erwachsene folgt dabei dem altbekannten Gameplay, ist jedoch voll mit Begriffen, die Omas Ohren rot anlaufen lassen.

In zwei Teams müssen die Spieler auf Zeit Begriffe erklären und dürfen dabei nur Wörter mit einer Silbe benutzen. Wessen Steinzeit-Vokabular nicht einsilbig genug ist, wird sanft mit der aufblasbaren Spanking-Keule versohlt.

  • Die nicht ganz familienfreundliche Version von Poesie für Neandertaler
  • Mit 800 herrlich anzüglichen Begriffen, dank 200 doppelseitiger Poesiekarten
  • Enthält eine aufblasbare Spanking-Keule für die unartigen Neandertaler
  • Eigenständige Version 
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